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People have to remember, this is a man who thought that Anne Frank was just avoiding paying rent. He believes that Dinosaurs co-existed with cave men, and that a seal is a cross between a fish and a dog.

—Ricky Gervais on Karl Pilkington (via man-moth)

I would never pull the trigger, but I’ve cried wolf a thousand times.

—P!nk (via hyperbolichaley)

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fght-ff-yr-dmns:

Best action figure I’ve ever seen!
I was laughing for about 5 minutes when I noticed that he comes with a packet of pickled onion Monster Munch.
Ironically I was eating pickled onion Monster Munch at that exact moment lol.
Karl Pilkington, legend.

fght-ff-yr-dmns:

Best action figure I’ve ever seen!

I was laughing for about 5 minutes when I noticed that he comes with a packet of pickled onion Monster Munch.

Ironically I was eating pickled onion Monster Munch at that exact moment lol.

Karl Pilkington, legend.